when u want a popular text post but have no ideas
is this supposed to be an attempt?
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fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story
Fifteen metres. Not fifteen feet. Fifteen metres.
I work for microsoft. I designed the xbox one and I can tell you that it is definitely a metal box that’s filled with dead bees.
Even the joke posts about the Xbox One have major design flaws I mean shit the bees should at least be alive so they can terrify the user.
Mini King of the Jungle
1. atlantic/sleeping at last 2. flowers in your hair/the lumineers 3. brighter than sunshine/aqualung 4. till there was you/the beatles 5. you and i/ingrid michaelson 6. today/joshua radin 7. hands are clever/alex clare 8. bloom/the paper kites 9. what i wouldn’t do/a fine frenzy 10. you are the best thing/ray lamontagne 11. home/vanessa carlton 12. lemonade (ukelele version)/jeremy passion 13. bruises/chairlift 14. this road with you/big little lions
Friend got a new puppy, puppy’s favourite new hobby is “flying” around the room
The University of North Texas is going into day 5 of no school during finals due to icy conditions and these are a few of the memes that describe the frustration of unt’s students
do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves
Actually yes they did
and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses
true shit, people
People never change do they
we got taller
I come home to this